धागे तोड़ लाओ चांदनी से नूर के 

घूंघट ही बना लो रोशनी से नूर के 

शर्म आ गयी तो आगोश में लो 

हो साँसों से उलझी रहे मेरी सांसें 

बोल ना हल्के हल्के

 बोल ना हल्के हल्के 

होंठ से हल्के हल्के 

बोल ना हल्के हल्के

Chapter 3 is here... Enjoy

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I was lying on my bed while my mind was in it's own world. Suddenly I got some energy and motivation and I thought to so something productive.

I remembered I have to do skincare which I mostly forget. You might be thinking that a girl can forget any thing but her skincare but I an exception who rarely do such things.

Its only when I all of a sudden get motivation to do so. Kya karu thodi aalsi hone ke bich kbhi kbhi active ho jati hu. Ab apni kya hi tarif karu.

( What should I do? Sometimes I become a bit lazy, but occasionally I get active. Now, what can I say about myself?)

I started with washing my face using facewash. Then for face pack I took some besan i.e gram flour, coffee, Multani mitti, pinch of turmeric and curd. Mixed up all the ingredients and put it on my face.

Now I have to wait till it drys and let me tell you this is soo irritating cause I don't have that much patience. That's the another reason for not dong skincare. And you know I don't use any packed ones from market because they seems toxic to me and prices, oh my god.

Now a days the prices of skincare products are getting too high. Some day in future we would be going to skincare show rooms like the gold ones to buy them and that day is not so far.

(A/N-Your authors skincare routine and her views. Can't help but telling the truth)

The pack is now almost dried and I can't keep it anymore so I washed it off. Now after pat drying my face I applied rose water followed by baby cream cause I don't know which moisturizer will suit me and secondly from childhoos I am using same so I can't ditch it. I am quite loyal.

I am watching myself in the mirror and oh my my my how can be someone so beautiful. Everytime I watch myself I get a huge huge hugeee crush on meee.

(A/N-Author is a bit self obsessed. Just a bit.)

I am now dancing happily both physically and mentally but my trance got disturbed by phone ring. And I know who's that person. Chain se khush bhi nhi hone dete h (Can't let me be happy also properly).

I received the call and put it on the speaker as I have more energy and motivation left you know.

"Helllooooo madammm" and here she is my best friend Shree who thinks herself as my husband. Na khud kisiko pata rhi h na mereko relationships me aane deti h (neither she is getting someone nor me).

"Ha bol bhai"

(yes speak brother)

"Bhai pta h aaj kya mst bnde ko dekhi me. Itna sexy tha n mtlb aahhaha. Ekdum chlta firta cocain tha bhai. Mn kar rha tha pakr kar kiss karlu." Here we go with her and her obsession with any random boys and finding him sexy and what not. She just...yes just KINKY.

(Bro you know today I saw a very handsom man. He was too sexy. Aahhaha. He was like walking cocain. I was just thinking to frab him kiss.)

"you like everyone and your thoughts for every single man are same. Sometimes I just pray for your future husband how he's going to handle you and yor not so holy brain. And not to forgrt you are a standing red carpet."

"Oh come on you are saying like you don't think like the same. Let me remind you, you are more dirty...no no no not dirty but dirties minded person herself. Have you forgot the incidents or should I remind. Remember we were at the market for shopping and saw a couple where boy was around six feet and girl barely reached the shoulder. I told that how cute were they looking and remember what you replied that how they kiss and they do IT. Could girl handle him."

"SHUTT UPP"

"Why? Had the taste of your own medicine" I can see her smirking at me. How can she say that.

"I w..was j..just a..asking a genuine question. You are dirty minded. Hhuu. "

"Shut up. Now tell me did you complete that novel which I suggested you?" she asked me about the novel and it a smile automatically appeared on my face.

"yepp. I read it and babes it was umm.. toooooooo good. I loved all the plots and the scenes were quiet wild girl. Like how means it was too hot to be handled."

"Why don't you find a man for yourself and recreate the scenes." She said the same thing again and she herself will find hundreds of reason for rejecting the person.

"He was a stalker madam and was in mafias. These things look good only in movies and novels. In reality if they appear then we are done. Police military and everyone. We have to go to them for our security and why would he'll fall in love with me. He will kill me idiot." I gave her the logic.

"I know I know these things but now on serious note why don't you marry someone".

"You will let me have one? You always before me reject everyone then how could I think of it." I asked her playfully but I guess wrong timing cause the next moment turned horror for me.

"Even your friend has brain but you? Beta I have been telling her the same thing but she doesn't even listen to me for once. You tell me she is already 25. Atleast if we start finding the groom from now then by 26 27 she would be get married and its perfect time but who will put the brain inside her. 

Always ready to argue with everyone. The way she argues with me I am telling you after marriage her whole in law's family will come to drop her off to us. She always behaves like a kind of lawyer and the whole world for her is the court room. I don't know what to do of this girl. You only say something cause I am all tired of telling her the same thing" 

Yes this whole complain is of my mumma. She just needs a time or just a world to start all this and again the topic is marriage.

I am quiet young right now. How could they even thing of my marriage. Ohk officially it won't be a child marriage but still I am a child by heart what about that..They legit are not understanding me.

And this bitchy bitch friend of mine is just adding petrol in the fire for the blast. After listening this whole complain I am damn sure she is trying to muffle her laughter.

Whole fault is mine. How happy I was. I shouldn't had put the phone on speaker.

"What happened mummy? Why have you came to my room? You need anything? You could have asked me directly? what was the need to climb the stairs." I suddenly bombarded the questions so she could forget the topic and her mind would be diverted. It always works but today it seems my luck isn't with me.

"Why ? can't I come to your room and for your kind information I have been calling you for 10 minutes for the dinner but god knows what were you doing so... and I think I came in exact correct time. Atleast your friend is wise enough but you..hhu"

"Mummy she is also 25 why don't you ask her why she isn't marrying anyone. She is also old enough according to you." I smirked at my question. Badi aai mereko sunwane wali or sunane wali (Acting all big, trying to lecture me and make me listen)

"Aunty my mother has already started to find the groom and I was thinking how good it would have been if we would have got married at the same time but true to you world aunty she is really a big fool and dumb." My jaw dropped because of her reply. Aaj pitwa kar hi manegi ye kutti aurat. Chorungi nhi isko mein.

(Today this bitchy woman will agree only after getting me beaten. I'll not spare her)

"What? Is this true Riti?" mummy shot me a look.

"I..I don't know mummy. She hadn't told me about this." I replied in horror.

"No aunty even she don't know about this that's the reason I called her for informing." Now she will get 2 punches less.

"Ohk beta all the very best for your life and future and please give some knowledge to this idiot friend of yours. And I will have a personal talk with her too. Come fast for the dinner." She ordered strictly and went down stairs. And now I know I am gone all because of this girl.

" YOU IDIOT DUFFER BITCH. CAN'T EVEN SEE MY HAPPINES. NOW I HAVE TO TAKE LONG LECTURE OF MUMMY BECAUSE OF YOU AND NOW YOU ARE GONE. DON'T YOU DARE TO CALL ME." I screamed with all my anger and hung up the phone.

I don't want to eat anything anymore. Lost all my appetite. Can't even cry just did my skincare and I don't want my effort and energy to go in vain.

"Riti just come down. Can't you listen at once." With this last call I ran towards the dining. Or aaj ki basi dish hai Officer Riti ki shadi ke upr charcha karte hue uska keema.

(And today's dish is Officer Reeti's mincemeat while discussing her marriage)

STAY TUNED...

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Guyzzz believe me this is the normal conversation. koi nhi bolega nhi tha normal.

Lets see what happens in future. 

Or kya lgta h sach me Shree ki shadi set ho gyi ya aag me ghee dala h usne.

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